THE ROMANCE






"Mr. BoJangles" has fallen in love with "Bambi" of Cats and Pink Cadillacs. Could there be a Wedwink in the future?


Poor Mr.BoJangles just sits around waiting for "his" Bambi! He has been pouting lately as he had to double date with Mimi of TwoTuxCats and KeeKee. They are first in line to get married and he doesn't understand the wait, so as always, a continued pout is on his face. All four of them went Fishing the first weekend in April, so Mr.BoJangles didn't get to have "Bambi" to himself. Although, "Bambi" did send him some special Turkey Treats.


It appears that this fickle Mimi is always playing hard to get and if Mimi and KeeKee were not supposed to get married first, Mr. BoJangles wouldn't be pouting so much!




April 21, 2000
The wink winks went to the mall! Bambi tried on every Easter outfit in the stores. Mr. BoJangles snuck off to the arcade to play video games. The girl was not very happy about this; but, Mr.BoJangles took Bambi out for a wonderful dinner of salmon souffle and creamed tuna tarts, and was forgiven.



June 05, 2000

Bambi and Mr. BoJangles, finally got to have some time alone. Mr. Bo took Bambi to see the play "Cats"! He brought her a lovely corsage, which they ate on the way to the theatre. During the intermission, they had some special Catnip Champagne and tuna crepes. Afterwards, they cuddled in the back of the limo and munched on turkey sandwiches and milk. Mr. Bo was very handsome in his tuxedo; and, Bambi looked lovely in her prettiest outfit. Meanwhile, Mimi and KeeKee got stuck with babysitting Molly!

June 14, 2000

Bambi borrowed KeeKee's Pink Catillac and drove all the way to Mr. BoJangles house, by herself. On the way, she stopped at a seaside deliCATessen and picked up a lovely halibut parfait, which they shared with Mr. Bo's sisfurs. They took a ride among the magnificent Redwood trees; but, were too full to even consider climbing any of them. They decided, instead, to just cuddle up under one and dream about their future together.

June 25, 2000

Our wink winks, KeeKee & Mimi and Bambi & Mr. BoJangles, decided to get together with all of their kitty families, and have a dinner party at Mimi's house. They even invited their friends, Amos and Andy, since their meowmie has them on a diet, and everyone feels sorry for them. Amos & Andy were bringing a floral arrangement for the centerpiece; but, it's a long way from New York; and, unfortunately they were very hungry!! Mimi and her little sisfur, Molly, prepared a lovely salmon souffle, with cream topping. Mr. BoJangles and his little sisfurs, The Little Girl and Cybil, brought a tuna and halibut casserole, and catnip salad. KeeKee, Bambi and Littlefoot made a fabulous dessert of vanilla ice cream, generously sprinkled with Pounce Tartar Control Treats and whipped cream.

July 4, 2000

Our wink winks are planning a quiet Independence Day, with a picnic in the afternoon, and home early, to watch the fireworks on TV, where they can see the pretty colors; but not have to hear the scary noises that go with them. Mr. BoJangles has promised to catch some lobsters to go with Bambi's world famous creamed chipped turkeymeat and carnation salad. Mimi will bring her original recipe salmon loaf with minced halibut appetizers. KeeKee's job is to pick up the paper bowls and other supplies and two gallons of catnip punch, in his Pink Catillac. (He's a terrible cook)

July 12, 2000

The lovely and talented Mimi prepared a special dinner for KeeKee's 4th birthday. She started with a turkeymeat casserole, garnished with sprigs of fresh catnip. For dessert, they enjoyed vanilla ice cream, topped with flaked tuna. The two ate silently, as they gazed lovingly into each others great big eyes. After dinner, they cuddled and shared many whisker kisses. Knowing that Mimi and Keek wanted to be alone, Mr. BoJangles and Bambi borrowed Keek's Pink Catillac and went out for junk food. For appetizers, they stopped at Taco Bell, for tuna tacos; then, on to MacDonald's for their main course of fish sandwiches and chicken Mc Nuggets. For dessert, they went Dairy Queen and bought a huge milkshake, with two straws :) They were very neat; and did not make a mess in KeeKee's car.

July 22, 2000

Mr. BoJangles and Mimi were very lonely while their beloved wink winks, Bambi and KeeKee were in Denmark, at Mille's birthday party; so, they rented a limo and went to pick them up at the airport. KeeKee was so happy to see his Mimi, that he let his sisfur, Littlefoot, drive his pink catillac home from the airport parking lot; while he and the other love bugs went for a long ride in the limo. Mr. BoJangles had brought Bambi her favorite salmon pate, which they shared in the back seat. Mimi gave KeeKee a fresh batch of catnip, which made them all start giggling. The limo driver tells us there was a lot of cuddling and whisker kissing going on that night!!

August 1, 2000

After having so much fun at Hope's beach party, our wink winks decided to stay at the beach and have a bon fire. While KeeKee and Mr BoJangles took a quick swim, Bambi & Mimi built the fire. They didn't want to get their hair messed up swimming. Later on, they toasted some tuna flavored marshmallows, and sang songs around the fire while they watched the moon rise. KeeKee made sure that everyone got the sand out of their bathing suits before getting back in his Pink Catillac for the ride home; and poor Mimi had to help Keek get the sand out of his Speedos......!! They rode home with the top down, enjoying the lovely ocean breeze, and decided to do this again, very soon.



August 16, 2000

After a hard week of campaigning for "Purrsident", KeeKee and Mimi decided to take a break and spend the weekend playing with their toys. They have decided that, if KeeKee becomes Purrsident, they will change the Oval Office into a big playroom, filled with toys from all over the world. All this playing led to a junk food pig-out of tuna burgers, salmon cakes and catnip brownies. On the other hand, Bambi asked her beloved Mr. BoJangles to help her practice being the "Secretary of Da Food"; and those two spent the week on a food inspection tour. Of course, each inspection includes tasting the product, so they were pretty stuffed by Sunday and had a light dinner of tuna crepes followed by some cuddling and a long nap.

August 28, 2000

KeeKee and Mimi spent the week touring the country in Keek's Pink Catillac and campaigning for Purrsidency. By the weekend, they were tired, so they stopped in Oklahoma for a visit with their good buddies, Cheech, Al, Nic, Puffer, and the Little Man, otherwise known as the "d'g creature". While Cheech bar-b-qued salmon steaks and tuna sausages, KeeKee shared his best California catnip. Later, they had a big bonfire and told scary stories to the Little Man. Mimi cuddled close to Keek while the story telling was going on. If you haven't picked up KeeKee's campaign banner, yet, please go HERE.

Bambi and Mr. BoJangles took the week off from campaigning for Bambi's run for Secretary of Da Food. They said they just couldn't face testing one more diner or cat food factory. Instead, they stayed home and had a wonderful candle light dinner of cat grass salad, followed by a chicken in cream sauce casserole, accompanied by a delightful catnip wine. For dessert, they had vanilla ice cream topped with chopped sardines. They started to cuddle; but, soon they fell fast asleep in each other's paws.

September 12, 2000

After a week of campaigning for the "Purrsidency" and helping their meowmies move the webrings, all of our wink winks were so tired that they decided to treat themselves to a day off. They pooled all their allowances and rented a limo! KeeKee was so tired, that he didn't even want to drive his Pink Catillac...and you all know how much he loves to drive.

First they had the limo driver take them to a fancy deli, where they bought turkey meat, boneless chicken, salmon patties and some fresh fish. Then, they were driven to a pet store, where they stocked up on treats, catnip and a few toys. They took their treasures to the beach, where KeeKee and Mr. BoJangles built a sand castle, while Bambi and Mimi caught up on the latest gossip.

By the time they had eaten all the food and tried out all the new toys, they were ready to go home. Back in the limo, they offered the driver some of their catnip; but, he told them he doesn't nip and drive, which is a good thing. Before long, they were all cuddled up and napping!

September 30, 2000

Since our wink winks all live in CATifornia, they decided to go visit their friends Amos & Andy, in upstate Mew York, so they could play in the crispy autumn leaves falling from the trees. So, Mimi & KeeKee and Mr. BoJangles and Bambi all piled into Keek's Pink Catillac and headed East!

Once they got there, they had a great time pouncing on the leaves as they fell, and rolling in the great big piles on the ground. All this cool fresh air made them hungry, so Amos & Andy's meowmie prepared a great big bowl of turkeymeat Chili with flaked salmon and sauteed tuna.

Later, all six furbabies camped out in the back yard and watched the stars until they fell asleep, bellies full, and exhausted from all the fun they had.

October 6, 2000

Mimi was very angry with KeeKee about the "catnip scandal"; but, he brought her some lovely flowers, which she ate and then forgave him. Mimi let him hide, from the reporters, at her house. Molly was so happy to see Keek that she fixed a big bowl of Fancy Feast, mixed with fresh tuna and shaved turkeymeat, and shared it with them. Later, they played with their toys, until Molly went to bed; and, Mimi and Keek went out on the patio to cuddle on a lawn chair.

Meanwhile, Bambi and Mr. BoJangles were back on the campaign trail. Running for Secretary of Da Food isn't an easy job, even for kitties that love to eat; but, they borrowed Keek's pink Catillac and got back to the job of testing the food at various diners and drive-ins. Mr. BoJangles was very impressed with the sauteed salmon at one diner; and, Bambi gave a two paws up to the catfish casserole at another. They were so full, by the time they got home, that they decided to save their dessert of trout flavored ice cream for breakfast, and fell fast asleep in each others paws.

October 27, 2000

Bambi & Mr. BoJangles and KeeKee & Mimi decided to go shopping for treats for the small humans that come begging on Halloween. They bought several flavors of Pounce, cans of Fancy Feast, fresh salmon and trout and the best catnip they could find. Then they made small packages, with a little bit of each treat, tied up neatly in a bow, to give the little beggers that always annoy them on Halloween.

Of course, they stashed a good portion of these goodies for themselves. When asked why they didn't buy chocolate or other human favorites, their response was that they couldn't eat the leftovers! These kitties are getting a little too smart for their own good!

November 10, 2000

Since Keek was so disappointed about not being elected Purrsident, Mimi decided to surprise him and fix his favorite dinner. So, she bought some fresh turkeymeat, chopped it very fine and prepared a casserole, with shaved ham, crushed Pounce and minced sardines sprinked on top. KeeKee ate so much that he almost didn't have room for the salmon flavored ice cream, topped with tuna and catnip, that Mimi bought at the gourmet cat deli. After dinner, they played with Mimi's toys until they fell asleep in Mimi's catnapper and dreamed of that big White House that some human is going to live in, instead of them.

Bambi and Mr. BoJangles were actually relieved that the campaign is over. They finally got to go out on the town without the responsibility of reporting on service and food. They started out at a kitty cat night club, where they danced their little paws off and sipped catnip martinis and munched on liver and cheese appetizers, followed by huge portions of fresh trout sauteed in butter and cream. They didn't get home til dawn and nobody is telling where else they went!!!

THANKSGIVING - 2000

Mimi and Bambi told KeeKee and Mr. BoJangles to go out into the woods and bring home a turkey for Thanksgiving.

While Mr. Bo and Keek thought this was odd, they did as they were told. Mimi and Bambi prepared a wonderful meal of salmon patties covered in cream sauce, sauteed tuna steaks and a special dish of corn for the turkey.

After the delicious dinner, they all sat around and discussed the things they have to be thankful for, like nice warm houses, humans that love them, toys and lots of food! The turkey was especially thankful that he was invited to participate in the dinner, and not BE the dinner.

Later on, after they helped the girls clean up and wash the dishes, KeeKee and Mr. BoJangles jumped in Keek's pink catillac and drove the turkey home.

December 9, 2000

Well, it's that time of year again, when Mimi & Bambi drag KeeKee and Mr. BoJangles to the mall, for Christmas shopping. KeeKee tried to get out of it, by saying his Catillac wouldn't start; but, Mimi was wise to that trick and hooked the battery back up. All day, the boys moaned and groaned, as the girls visited every store in the mall. KeeKee complained that he was hungry. Mr. Bo said his paws were tired from walking.

The girls were just about to give up on them, when they came across a catnip bar, and just left Keek and Mr. Bo there! The girls finished their shopping, quickly, stopped at the salon and had their fur and nails done, and went back to the catnip bar to pick up the boys, who were really feeling their nip! Bambi drove home. while Keek and Mr. Bo "slept it off" in the back seat. The girls decided that from now on, they go to the mall alone!!

WINK WINKS' CHRISTMAS

KeeKee and Mr. BoJangles were very relieved to hear that the Christmas shopping was over...all except for picking out and decorating a tree!! After searching for hours, Bambi and Mimi chose a lovely tree; and, Keek and Mr. Bo loaded it into KeeKee's Pink Catillac for the trip home. They decorated it beautifully; and made Littlefoot promise not to climb it, like she did last year!! Later, they lit a cozy fire and toasted sardines and Pounce treats, listened to their favorite Christmas music (Alvin and the Chipmunks), and fell asleep with visions of catnip and toys in their heads


January 8, 2001

Poor KeeKee told Mimi that his new little sister was chasing him, so being the sweety that she is, Mimi has invited Keek to go live with her and Molly. KeeKee thinks we don't know about this; but, we have seen him loading his toys into his pink Catillac, a little bit at a time. We'll know for sure, if he sneaks the catnip out. I don't think that Mimi's meowmie, Christy, knows about this yet. Won't she be surprised when Keek shows up at her doorstep with his little suitcase!! Bambi, on the other hand, doesn't mind a bit of chasing, as long as the food bowls are full; so, she called Mr. BoJangles and invited him down here to spend the weekend on the beach with her. She rented a tent; and, stocked it with cat food, tuna, salmon patties, turkeymeat, milk, ice cream and Doritos (her favorite). We won't have to worry about what they will be doing all weekend :).

January 24, 2001

Our own wink winks had a very busy week. Although Mimi is still a bit angry that KeeKee joined the Boys Only Baseball Club, she agreed to play miniature golf with him, on Saturday night. They found the golf clubs a bit awkward, but had a blast batting the balls into the holes with their little paws. Unfortunately, the manager of the course didn't find this amusing, and asked them to leave. Undaunted, they jumped back into Keek's Pink Catillac and headed for the local Dairy Queen for milkshakes and catnip sundaes.

Bambi and Mr. BoJangles decided to stay home and wait for the "rolling blackouts" that are happening in Catifornia. They lit candles and had a romantic evening of playing with their toys and devouring a tasty meal of cold sardines, tuna-salmon salad, sliced lox and a dessert of icecream cake topped with whipped cream and shaved turkeymeat. Soon the flickering candle light made them drowsy; and, they fell asleep cuddled in each other's paws.

VALENTINE'S DAY, 2001

Although Mimi was very angry with KeeKee for attending the Boys Only Purrtest March, he assured her that he was only protesting against his bossy sisters; and, that he still loves his Mimi very much. Mimi forgave him, so they made plans to double date with Bambi & Mr. BoJangles for Valentine's Day.

Keek and Mr. Bo ordered flowers for the girls, in their most favorite flavors and made reservations for a moonlight cruise in Dana Point Harbor. Bambi and Mimi found a wonderful recipe for catnip and turkeymeat cake and plan to make it in the shape of a heart. We expect that romance will be in the air for these four lovebugs :).

February 22, 2001

While shredding the Sunday newspaper, KeeKee came across a "$10.00 a carload" coupon for the local drive-in, and decided to treat all the wink winks and even the little sisters to a movie. So, Keek and his lovely Mimi, Bambi and her handsome Mr. BoJangles, Mimi's little sister, Molly, and her new wink wink, Luverboy, Littlefoot and Sweet Baboo (who have been on several dates) and even the Little Girl and Sara, piled into the Pink Catillac and were off to the movies.

Keek parked close to the concession stand and playground, for convenience; and, as soon as they got there, they all headed to the stand for treats. They bought huge buckets of popcorn and licked off all the butter, tuna burgers, fish tacos and turkeymeat pizzas. After devouring this feast and realizing they had not been paying any attention to the movie, they decided to check out the playground.

The bigger cats pushed the smaller cats on the swings. Everyone played on the monkey bars; and, they all thought it was very convenient that there was such a nice large "sandbox" for them. Unfortunately, when the manager came out to tell them to be a little more quiet, he saw what they had done in the "sandbox" and asked them to leave. Although they really didn't understand, they were tired, and ready to leave, anyways. Everyone had a great time!

March 3, 2001

Well, if you've already visited the Catty Corner or the BFCC, you know that KeeKee is in quite a bit of trouble. From getting caught infiltrating the girls message board, to impurrsonating an alien and ending up dressed up in a pink cheerleader costume. He sure had a lot of explaining to do to his lovely Mimi. It wasn't easy; but, after showering her with presents, including a bouquet of fresh, tasty flowers, a new toy mousie, a hardy supply of fresh catnip and his promise to behave, she finally consented to have dinner with him at his house. As part of his apology, he had to prepare the entire dinner with his own little paws. Not being an expert in the kitchen, he stuck to easy recipes, and fixed a nice fresh lawn clippings salad followed by an entree of thinly sliced turkeymeat covered with sour cream and a light sprinkling of shredded salmon. After Keek cleaned everything up, he must have been totally forgiven; as, we saw them holding paws in the moonlight and looking lovingly into each others great big eyes.

Bambi and Mr. BoJangles, on the other hand, are as much in love as ever. Bambi is so glad that Mr. Bo isn't hanging around with that rowdy group of boys at the Boys Only Baseball Club, that she decided to take Mr. Bo out bowling. Although they enjoyed rolling the bowling balls down the alley, they never did figure out exactly how to fit their paws into the holes; and, they were a bit peeved when the manager made them rent two pairs of bowling shoes, each!! They made up for all this by bowling purrfect games and showing that kitties can roll a big ball as good as anyone....possibly better!!

March 17, 2000

Since KeeKee is in Mew York, with his buddies, he was unable to see his lovely and talented Mimi this weekend; but, this is a copy of an e-mail he sent her:

"My dearest Mimi.....

I hopes mew not mad at me fur going to Mew York wiff my buddies. I purrmise I not luking at any offur gurl kitties. I jes hafed to hides out furm Bitsy and her pink cheerleaders outfits and all da offur turrble I gots into.

If mew readed my infurview wiff Freya, den mew noze I has finally cleared up da Keekella and Henrieta stories, and all dat talks about me being a alien furm outfur space. I maked shure to tells efuryone how much I luffs mew, too.

Don'ts belief any rumors mew hears about me and da guys peeing in da snow. See, dere wuz dis big horsey in Central Park; and, he did it!!

I will be home, soon; and, I purrmise to brings mew a purrsent furm Mew York. Luff & whisker kisses......Keek"

Meanwhile, back in CATifornia, Bambi & Mr. BoJangles decided to take a quick trip, also. They spent the weekend in Las Vegas, where, although they aren't old enough to gamble or go to any of the lounge shows, they had a fabulous time visiting every buffet on the Strip. They sampled a special fish fry at one, and had enormous plates of turkeymeat and ham at another.

Then they discovered the DESSERT buffet. From cream pies to ice cream sundaes...they ate everything. By the time they returned to their hotel room, they were too stuffed to even try the "goodies bar", and saved that for breakfast. The plane trip home was lovely; and they enjoyed another hearty lunch of salmon patties, fried perch and tuna in a bed of flower petals.

April 4, 2001

Once again, KeeKee had to be interviewed by a remote reporter, as he still hasn't returned from his trip to Mew York. He sends the following message to his lovely and talented Mimi: My dearest Mimi, I is afurd it mite be jes a little longer until I ken luk into mewr beautifur green eyes, as I am still in a lot of turrble wiff Queen Bitsy and all her Whackos....oops, I mean Whackers. I purrmise dat I is being gud and not peeing in da snow no more. I also purrmise to brings mew lots of purrsents furm Mew York. I hopes mew still luffs me and is beings gud too. Don't luk at no boy kitties while I is gone. Luff, KeeKee

Bambi and Mr. BoJangles decided to take advantage of the lovely California weather, and took a long stroll, paw in paw, along the beach. Of course that made them hungry; so, they found a delightful little cafe, where the specialty was salmon patties and creamed tuna topped with gourmet catnip. After devouring two helpings, each, they went back to the beach to watch the sun set behind CATalina Island. They topped off the evening with sardine flavored ice cream cones.

April 13, 2001

My dearest Mimi,

I purrmise to be home to spends Easfur wiff mew. I is gonna bring mew da purrtiest Easfur bonnet furm da mose expensife store in Mew York; so, wears mewr bestest Easfur dress. I purrmise I won't be wearing no dress or pink cheerleaders cloze. We ken has a big party and invites all our little sisfurs, if dat OK wiff mew. I hopes I duzn't get catched by Bitsy, on my way home. Wishes me luck.

Luff & Easfur bonnets.....Keek

Meanwhile, back in Catifornia, Bambi & Mr. BoJangles are planning a huge Easter feast for all the wink winks and their sisters. The proposed menu is as follows:

Ham, baked in special catnip glaze, creamed tuna and trout casserole, sweet potatoes topped with crushed Pounce treats, miniature shrimp rolled in leaves with sour cream dipping sauce and, for dessert, salmon mousse pie! They intend to do all the cooking in advance, so everykitty can enjoy Easter Day!

May 30, 2001

Although Mimi still hasn't completely forgiven KeeKee, for his appearance as a cheerleader, at the baseball game between Bitsy's Whackers and the Revolting Boyz, she decided to call a truce for the Memorial Day weekend; and, agreed to a bar-b-que with Bambi and Mr. BoJangles, on the condition that the boys to all the shopping and cooking!

While Mr. Bo and Keek were at the super market, purchasing all the food and treats, Mimi and Bambi were having their fur and nails done and buying new outfits, to look their very best for this party.

The girls were very impressed, when they saw Keek and Mr. Bo preparing a feast of grilled salmon steaks, marinated in creamed catnip, chicken legs coated with crushed Pounce treats and a whole turkey, stuffed with chopped ham, cheese and trout, slowly roasting over an open fire.

But....before they stuffed themselves, they lowered their furry little heads and had a moment of silence, in honor of Memorial Day, and in memory of the men and women who served and lost their lives for the protection and preservation of their country.

JUNE 14, 2001

Nobody is more relieved that Keekella has finally been exposed for who she, er, um, he, um....whatever...really is than KeeKee and his wink wink, the lovely and talented Mimi.

After their romantic reconciliation at the BFCC dance, and the promise from Keek that he would never appear in public wearing a "bazeer" again, they joined Bambi and her handsome and clever wink wink, Mr. BoJangles, for a midnight stroll on the ocean shore.

The two couples were delighted to find that some careless fishermen had left a pile of fresh lobsters behind, on the beach. They gathered driftwood and built a fire to cook the lobsters, which they ate until they couldn't even move a single paw.

After a much needed nap, and a quick trip to the litterbox, the foursome were ready for dessert; so, they hopped into KeeKee's Catillac and went to the Dairy Queen for fish flavored ice cream sodas, topped with whipped cream and a generous sprinking of catnip.

JULY 4th, 2000

Well, it seems that our wink winks, KeeKee & Mimi and Bambi & Mr. BoJangles, are taking the phrase "lazy days of summer" to a new level! All they want to do is go to the beach, nap, bar-b-que tuna burgers, nap, drink salmon favored shakes, nap and take naps!!

AUGUST 8, 2001

KeeKee and Mimi were so tired after surfing all day, at the BFCC Luau, that they decided to stay in Hawaii for a few days and rest up. They rented a very fancy hotel room and had room service bring them orders of filleted salmon, grilled shark, turkeymeat (or course), cream pies sprinkled with catnip and fish-colas and milk to wash it all down. Rumor has it, they then took a three day cat nap.

Meanwhile, Mr. BoJangles was so jealous of all the boy kitties watching his Bambi swinging and swaying in her little hula skirt, that he rushed her back to the mainland, where he took her to KFC for chicken strips and then to the local Dairy Queen, where he treated her to her favorite hot sardines sundae, with whipped cream and Pounce sprinkles. He told her that he would much rather watch her eat than dance around in front of all the boy kitties.

September 15, 2001

In light of the events of this past week, there will be no wink wink report; but, the "kids" have a special message to all the humans that might be reading this:

If you know of an animal that might be waiting at home for a human guardian that is not able to return or may never be able to return, please do all you can to see that these pets are being fed and taken care of. In many cases, they may have only had one guardian; and, if that guardian is gone, these poor babies will starve. Please don't let them be yet another casualty of this horrible terrorist attack.

JANUARY 3, 2002

The day after Christmas, all four wink winks, KeeKee & Mimi and Bambi & Mr. BoJangles, got together at Mimi's house to show off all their new toys, treats and catnip. KeeKee, always the "toys manager" organized some games; and, Mr. BoJangles passed out the nip, making sure that his precious Bambi got a little extra. Bambi thought that was so sweet that she cuddled with Mr. Bo while the younger couple wore themselves out playing.

After awhile, they were all hungry; so, the boys jumped into Keek's pink catillac and went out for junk food. They brought home tuna tacos, filet of perch burgers, french fried spiders and creamed turkey. They washed this down with lobster flavored shakes followed by turkeymeat pie, for dessert. Before the last french fried spider was eaten, Mimi and KeeKee were sound asleep, together in front of the fire place, soon to be followed by Mr. Bo and Bambi. To any passersby, it appeared to be two soft piles of fur purring softly :)

FEBRUARY 12, 2002

Knowing that they would be attending the double wedwink, on Valentine's Day, Mr. BoJangles arranged for a special hay ride through the Redwood Forest, for him and his Bambi, on Valentine's Eve. Bambi packed a picnic basket of fried sardines, catfish sandwiches and candied tuna puffs. The two cuddled as the horses carried them through the beautiful scenery; and, they ate their picnic dinner beneath one of the largest Redwoods in the forest. On the way back, they stopped to use a roadside litter box, and then continued their romantic journey, with full bellies and loving thoughts, laughing and cuddling all the way back.

Mimi and KeeKee had an entirely different idea for Valentine celebrating. They went out clubbing. They started at the Kitty Kat Klub where they had dinner and 'nip beers; and, from there they went to the Feline Frolic for dancing and more 'nip beer. KeeKee left his Pink CATillac home and hired a limo for the evening; as he knows better than to 'nip and drive. Before going home, they had the driver take them to the beach, where they strolled in the moonlight, stopping every now and then for a whisker kiss or two. By the time they got home, they were both sound asleep in the back seat.

MARCH 8, 2002

With the weather so unseasonably warm in Southern Catifornia, the wink winks decided to have a small beach party. The girls, Mimi and Bambi, prepared a picnic basket with fried tuna cakes, fresh catnip salad, roasted turkeymeat and creamed salmon meringue pie for lunch. The boys, KeeKee and Mr.BoJangles, brought hamburgers, made from real ham, and lobsters for later. After they ate lunch, they decided to go surfing in the big waves. At first, Mimi and Bambi didn't want to get their hair wet; but, when they saw how much fun the boys were having, they decided to "hang 20", too.

Before long, they were hungry again; so, the boys built a huge bonfire and cooked their delicacies, while the girls went to the public litterbox room and fixed their make up and fur, stopping at the refreshment stand and buying a bag of mousemallows to roast over the bonfire.

After they filled their little bellies, they sat around the campfire cuddling, telling stories and singing their favorite songs, including "Catnip Days Are Here Again" and "Morris Row The Boat Ashore". They stayed until the life guards closed down the beach; and, then they put the top down on KeeKee's pink Catillac and cruised slowly home. Sources tell us that they slept for two days after all that sun, fun, food and excitement.

MARCH 22, 2002

Last weekend, Mimi & KeeKee and Bambi & Mr. BoJangles decided to try their paws at camping. They packed up KeeKee's Pink Catillac with tents, food, pots and pans, a portable litterbox (the girls refused to go potty behind a cactus), lanterns, a cooking stove and plenty of warm clothes, since the desert gets very cold at night.

When they arrived at the campsite, the boys started right in on pitching their tents. After a couple of hours, they realized it wasn't as easy as it looks; so, they called the girls over; and, between them finally got something that resembled tents.

Once this work was done, they all took a stroll through the desert and admired all the cacti that were in bloom. KeeKee spotted a lizard, which he chased for about half a mile; but, this clever critter got away. That made KeeKee really hungry; so, back to the campsite they all went.

While the girls got all the food ready, the boys started the camp stove and began to cook. They gathered around the warm stove and stuffed themselves with filet of salmon, roasted turkeymeat, boiled lizard (not the one that KeeKee chased) and a slice of catnip bread, each.

With their dinner done and all cleaned up, they realized that there was not much to do in the desert; and, it was cold; so, they all bundled up in one tent, picked all the sand out of each other's toes (and other parts) and went to sleep.

In the morning, they decided they had enough of the desert and headed for the beach, where they all feel more at home and the sand is a lot softer.

APRIL 10, 2002

On the eve of Easter, Mimi and KeeKee decided that they wanted to meet the Easter Bunny, in person; so, they stayed up all night, hiding. Just before dawn, they heard a rustling in the bushes outside; and, sure enough, it was the Easter Bunny, himself. Keek sneaked outside and slowly inched his way towards the noises. Mimi waited inside as backup.

Suddenly, the Easter Bunny was alerted, when Keek accidentally stepped on a twig; and, he started to run. KeeKee began pursuit. They ran through the neighbors' yard, waking up all the kitties in that house who then started chasing KeeKee. When they reached the corner, five d'gs joined in, chasing the neighbors' kitties.

KeeKee was getting tired; but, he continued the chase. Finally, he was within paws reach of the Bunny; but, just as he reached out to grab him, the Bunny disappeared.....just disappeared! Of course, the neighbors' kitties and the five dogs were still chasing Keek; but, he got away.

Out of breath, but not wanting to disappoint the lovely and talented Mimi, Keek went to K-Mart and bought the biggest stuffed Easter Bunny he could find. Mimi was delighted; because this was a bunny that she could cuddle with all year long.

Bambi and Mr. BoJangles, being the dignified adult kitties that they are, decided to leave the Easter Bunny chasing to the younger ones and opted for a gourmet dinner at the Kitty Kat-Nip Bar and Grille.

Since KeeKee was busy chasing imaginary bunnies, Mr. Bo borrowed his Pink Catillac and picked Bambi up with a delicious bouquet of flowers in his paws. The flowers made a wonderful appetizer and the beginning of a great meal. At the Kitty Kat-Nip Bar and Grille, they ordered several entrees and shared, family style.

For starters, they munched on shrimp pate; and, before the dinner was over, they had eaten tuna soup, salmon strips sauteed in cream sauce, mousieburgers with the works and French fried turkeymeat rings. By the time the waiter arrived, with the dessert menu, they were quite full; but, they "forced" themselves to indulge in hot catnip sundaes. To top off the evening, they went to lovers' lane and snuggled until they fell asleep.

MAY 7, 2002

Bambi and Mr. BoJangles decided to go for an old fashioned hay ride. They went to a local ranch, hired a team of horses and a driver and snuggled down into the hay, since the nights are still cool, here in southern CATifornia.

After the ride was over, they petted the horses soft muzzles and fed them crisp apples, right from their paws. Bambi giggled when the horsie nibbled on her toes. Mr. BoJangles thought it was so cute that he gave Bambi a big hug. On the way home, they mewed about getting wedwinked and having a horse ranch of their own, some day.

MEMORIAL DAY - MAY 30, 2002

Well, once again, KeeKee is in trouble with his wink wink, the lovely and talented Mimi. As if it wasn't bad enough that he was giving belching lessons at the Nipzbeer Garden of the Fat Is Fun Carnival, what he did at Izzy's Gormay Fude booth was worse!!! Mimi didn't even want to mew with him, much less be seen in public with him; but, KeeKee begged and pleaded and promised to be good. Mimi finally gave in; and, they went on the rest of the rides at the Carnival and even snuggled in Futzell's Funhouse.

Bambi and Mr. BoJangles decided to spend Sunday watching the Indy 500 and the Coca Cola 600. They stocked up on snacks for the day, including lots of turkeymeat, tuna, nip flavored ice cream, salmon pate and a huge supply of trout on a stick. They both love to watch the little cars go around and around on the TV screen :).

JUNE 14, 2002

The wink winks, Mimi & KeeKee and Bambi & Mr. BoJangles, decided to spend last weekend together. They all hoped into KeeKee's pink catillac for the hour and a half drive down to Mexico.

The first thing they did, after they arrived, was to find a place to eat. Mimi and KeeKee had the house special, Turkeymeat Fiesta; and, Bambi & Mr. BoJangles shared a plate of Salmon Fajitas.

To work off some of this food, they went shopping. The boys weren't too happy about this; but, the girls dragged them along. Mimi found an adorable toe ring at a little jewelry shop; and, Bambi bought a lovely serape for cool summer evenings.

As they were headed back to the catillac, they spotted a large flock of California quails and chased them all the way to the beach. Unfortunately, the Mexican police didn't like this very much; so, all four of them spent the night in the Tijuana Jail. In the morning, they called their meowmies to come and bail them out.

JULY 4TH, 2002

Our four wink winks had always heard about all the excitement that goes on in Las Vegas; and, they wanted to experience some of this for themselves; so, they all jumped into KeeKee's pink catillac and took off for adventure.

Mimi and Bambi packed a picnic lunch, which they started munching on immediately. Mr. BoJangles brought a bag of his best catnip; but, KeeKee said he'd save his for when they got to Vegas. He knows better than to "nip" and drive.

As they rounded the last mountain and the desert appeared before them, Bambi exclaimed that this was the biggest litter box she had ever seen!! This reminded them that they could all use a "freshing up" stop; so, KeeKee found a nice truckstop with clean litterboxes.

Mr. Bo and Keek were done with their business in a few minutes; but, the girls were nowhere to be seen. Instead of waiting around for them, Keek and Mr. Bo went inside and bought some turkeyburgers for all of them.

The girls finally appeared, with their fur freshly brushed; and, they all got back in the car, ate their turkeyburgers and continued on to Vegas.

Much to their disappointment, when they entered the first casino they came across, they were asked for I.D.s to prove their ages. Since none of them are 21, they were asked to leave.

Grumbling and moaning, they went back to the car and headed home. They stopped along the way to chase a few lizards. Mr. Bo actually caught one; but, he felt sorry for it and let it go. Besides, nobody thought it would taste very good, anyways.

They got back to Dana Point, just as the first of the fireworks lit up the sky above the ocean; so, they went down to the beach and watched the show.

It turned out to be a good day, after all :).

AUGUST 8, 2002

The wink winks, Mr. BoJangles & Bambi and Mimi & KeeKee, had been saving up their allowances for months and decided to spend their tunas and go to Disneyland!!

They arrived early; and, KeeKee got a nice close parking space. As soon as they entered the park, their fuzzy little jaws dropped in wonder. They knew it would be big; but, they had no idea just how huge Disneyland was. They looked at the little maps they were given and just couldn't decide where to go first. The girls wanted to go to Fantasyland; but, the boys wanted to go to Frontierland; so, they went to a snack shop to eat some breakfast and decide.

They all had salmon flavored waffles and turkeymeat sausages. When they were done, they agreed to go to the Haunted House, first. Mimi screamed when a ghost "sat" in her lap; but, Keek put his paw around her shoulder and told her it wasn't real. Mr. BoJangles also held Bambi close, as she was scared from the moment they entered.

Since this ride had been so frightful for the girls, the boys agreed to go on the "Small World" ride next. Keek and Mr. Bo were pretty bored; but, Bambi & Mimi sang the tune along with the little characters that they passed.

Eventually, they all got to ride on just about every ride in the park. By the time they got back to KeeKee's pink catillac, they were exhausted and took a nap in the car, until the security guy told them the park was closed and they had to go home. Home they went, to their soft little beds, with dreams of fantasy creatures and exciting rides dancing about in their heads.

September 14, 2002

As a special treat, for the Labor Day Holiday, the wink winks, KeeKee & Mimi and Mr. BoJangles & Bambi, went to Sea World. They all got into Keek's pink catillac and put the top down to enjoy the ocean breeze as they rode.

They had never been there, before; and, they didn't know what to expect. Their first surprise was that they didn't have enough money to get in; so, they snuck in, under the fence. Little did they know that a security camera caught them, on film; and, the guards were searching the park for them.

Somehow, they managed to elude the guards long enough to see the dolphins playing with their trainers, and the giant whales splashing happily around in their tanks. KeeKee wanted to jump in and play with them; but, Mimi talked him out of it. She reminded him that it was really just a big bathtub; and, we all know how much kitties hate baths.

After the big shows, they viewed the smaller fish exhibits; and, this reminded them that they had skipped lunch; so, they found a snack stand and ordered turkeymeat burgers and milk.

Just as they were finished eating, KeeKee let out a loud belch, which attracted the attention of the security guard, who recognized them from the picture taken by the security camera. The wink winks knew they were in trouble, so they ran as fast as their furry little legs could go. They snuck out and ran for the catillac. Out of breath from running and laughing, they jumped in and hid.

After the guard gave up, Mr. Bo got out his catnip and shared it with everyone; and, they watched the nightly fireworks from the comfort of the soft velvet cushions of Keek's car.

HALLOWEEN, 2002

The wink winks, Mimi & KeeKee and Bambi & Mr. BoJangles, decided to stay at Mr. Bo's house on Halloween (since his meowmie was out for the evening) and see all the little trick or treaters that came to the door. Mimi and Bambi made the treats, while Mr. Bo and Keek decorated the house.

Mimi filled little plastic Jack o'lanterns with pieces of Tartar Control Pounce, while Bambi made little orange cellophane wrapped turkeymeat balls.

When everything was ready, they decided to order a pizza; but, they couldn't agree on the toppings. Mr. BoJangles wanted flaked salmon. Mimi wanted cubed chicken. Bambi wanted wanted Fancy Feast on hers; and, KeeKee, of course, wanted turkeymeat. They compromised and ordered a large pizza with all of the above, a carton of milk; and, at the last minute added lobster to the pizza.

When the pizza arrived, they all had to pool their allowances to pay for it, since the lobster really drove up the cost. It took every cent they had; so, for a tip, they gave the driver one of Mimi's Pounce Jack O'lanterns and one of Bambi's turkeymeat balls. He seemed a bit surprised; but, he smiled and thanked them, anyways.

They were just finishing the last bit of the pizza when the doorbell started ringing. They all ran to open the door. "Trick or treat"! They saw three smiling little ghosts, with their bags held out. Mimi placed the two treats in each of their bags. The little ghosts didn't look very happy, as they walked back down the path. This went on for several hours, until it was too late for human children to be out.

Finally, the doorbell stopped ringing; and, the wink winks discovered, to their delight, that there were several of each treat left; so, naturally, they ate them and called it a night.

When meowmie Lynnda came home, she was surprised to find toilet paper decorating all the trees and broken eggs all over the house. She went inside and saw an innocent furry pile of sleeping cats, an empty pizza box, several pieces of orange cellophane paper and empty Pounce packages. She never did figure out why her house got tee-peed and why there were messages from angry parents on her phone machine; and, the cats weren't talking!

December 7, 2002


For one of his Christmas Presents, Bambi gave Mr.BoJangles a very special cookie.


JANUARY 12, 2003

Mimi and Bambi wanted to go to the mall and take advantage of all the after holiday sales. Although the mall isn't a great favorite of Mr. BoJangles and KeeKee, they agreed to go with the girls.

The boys were good, and went to several stores, waiting while the girls tried on dresses, jeans, sweaters, hats and more; but, when Bambi said she wanted to go to Victoria's Secret, KeeKee suddenly turned pale. As you all know, he has a deep fear of "bazeers", ever since Bitsy discovered him and Henry posing as Keekella and and Henrieta and made them wear "bazeers" under their cheerleader outfits.

Bambi and Mimi entered the store, arm in arm and giggling, with Mr. Bo right behind them. KeeKee hung back while he gathered the nerve to enter. As soon as he was inside the store, his worst nightmares came true. Right there, hanging from the walls, were bazeers of all sizes and colors; and, the worst part of it was that the sales clerk looked just like Bitsy!

KeeKee started screaming, "Helps! Helps!" and ran out of the store with his tail between his legs. The others followed him out, all asking, "Wat bees wrong, Keek?".

Embarrassed about his outburst, KeeKee said, "Oh...um....er...I jess rememfur, I is hungries." Mr. Bo, who is like a big brother to KeeKee, said, "Wells, Keek, mew shudda jess telled us dat and we cudda went to da resfurant furse and eats sum turkeymeat".

Mimi, who was a bit miffed at KeeKee's behavior, wasn't as understanding. She took Keek aside and said, "Mews, Keek, affur da way mew ack, dey neffur gonna lets mew in dat store, not effur!. Nex times me an Bambi wants to goze shop, we is leafing mew home!".

Although, secretly KeeKee was very relieved, he told Mimi that he was sorry and bought her a bunch of flowers from the little booth in the mall. After a couple of bites, Mimi forgave him; and, being a sweet girl, she shared her flowers with her friends. All was forgiven, as the four of them walked thru the mall, happily munching on Mimi's flowers.

FEBRUARY 18TH, 2003

As a special treat, for Valentine's Day, Mimi and Bambi pooled their toonas and bought four tickets to the Daytona 500. Mr. BoJangles and KeeKee were so excited that they decided to get in KeeKee's pink catillac and drive thru the night, all four kitties taking turns driving. This was the first time that Keek let Bambi drive his car since she wrecked it in the Fourth of July Parade.

When they arrived in Daytona Beach, they discovered that all the hotels and motels were full; so, they cuddled up in the car and slept there. KeeKee keeps an emergency litterbox in the trunk; so, they had all the comforts of home.

They awoke with the sunrise and decided to get some breakfast and go to the track, even though the race didn't start until noon. They got the best parking space, since the lot was fairly empty; and, they had no trouble finding their seats.

Mimi turned to ask KeeKee a question and realized he was not in his seat. She asked Bam and Mr. Bo if they knew where he had gone; but, before they could even open their mouths, the question was answered.

There on the racetrack was a single race car speeding through the high banked turns. They knew, at once, that it had to be Keek. Around and around it went, until three more race cars appeared on the track and chased it back to the pits.

The kids were all afraid that they'd be thrown out on their tails, when KeeKee was escorted back to his seat, in pawcuffs, by a NASCAR official and warned to stay in his seat or leave!!

Keek was very quiet, until the official left. Then he said, "Did mew sees me? Dat wuz so many funs. I jess cant's wates to do dis again!"

The other three kitties gave him dirty looks and said, "No ways, KeeKee; an' furfurmore we is drife home. We has seed mew drife!!"

St.Patrick's Day

The four wink winks decided to go to a fancy restaurant to celebrate St. Catrick's Day; so, Mimi made reservations; and, they all got dressed up and headed to the restaurant.

When they got there, the hostess led them to the nicest table in the room. Mr. BoJangles and KeeKee held the chairs for Bambi and Mimi, like genuine gentlecats.

They talked about what each was going to order, while they sipped from their water bowls. After a few minutes, they noticed that people were staring at them. Then, the hostess came over and told them that they were drinking from their finger bowls and asked them to please get off the table. Mimi was very embarrassed and told the hostess that it was KeeKee's idea.

Before long, their meals arrived. KeeKee was shocked by the platter full of green turkeymeat. Mimi was staring at a plate full of green fish. Bambi whispered to Mr. BoJangles, "Mewss Misfur Bo, how comes all our fude bees green?"

Mr. Bo looked, thoughtfully, at his green chicken and answered her. "Mewsss Bambi, I duzn't noze; butt, it shure smells gud." Bambi agreed; and, they both started eating.

Keek and Mimi were still staring at their food. Keek called the waiter over and said, "Hey, why my turkeymeat green; an, why my wink wink fishies bees green?"

The waiter explained that it was a tradition to serve green food on St. Patrick's Day.

KeeKee, confused, said, "Wat dis St. Patrick Day. We finked it wuz St. Catrick day an dat all cats gets to eats fur free."

The waiter answered, "Well, sir, you seem to have misunderstood. Today is St. PATrick's Day"; and, he walked away.

KeeKee looked across the table at Mr. Bo and said, "pssst, Misfur Bo, duz mew has any toonas to pays fur dis green fude?".

Mr. BoJangles said, "No, KeeKee, Mew telled me da fude wuz free; soze, I spended all my toonas on a purrsent fur my luffly Bambi." Keek asked the girls; and, it seems that Mimi had spent her allowance at the beauty shop; and, Bambi had spent hers on her new dress.

The waiter, who had years of experience in these matters, saw them whispering and knew immediately what the problem was. He told them that they might as well eat their food, since he couldn't serve it to anyone else; but, they had better not order any dessert; and, they might as well plan on spending the rest of the night in the kitchen, washing dishes.

Chances are, KeeKee will pay more attention to the names of Holidays, from now on!!

Easter, 2003

Every year, at Easter time, KeeKee has made every effort possible to catch the Easter Bunny. This year, the lovely and talented Mimi convinced him to give up this foolishness and have a nice Easter with her and Bambi and Mr. BoJangles.

They decided to make turkeymeat and ham sandwiches and go to the park to eat their Easter dinner. Mr. BoJangles found a lovely spot surrounded by trees and bushes; and, they spread their blanket and got ready to dig into the picnic basket and pig out.

Just as they were all getting comfy, KeeKee spotted something in the bushes. He stared at the bushes; and, what he saw seemed to appear and then disappear. He couldn't stand it any longer; and, he turned to the other kitties and said, "Hey mew guyz. Duz mew sees dat?".

The others looked in the direction and saw nothing. Mimi asked KeeKee what he thought he was seeing; and, he said, "Ears!! I sees bigg wite bunnee ears!!."

This did not set well with Mimi; and, she said, "Oh, KeeKee, mew purrmised to furgets abowt catches da Easfur Bunnee".

KeeKee, still staring at the bushes, saw the big white ears again. "Mimi (he said), I noze I purrmise; butt, dis jess too gud to bees tru!". With that, he took off across the clearing.

Meanwhile, Bambi had passed out the sandwiches and she and Mr. BoJangles were already happily munching. Mimi was so angry with Keek that she didn't wait for him to eat and joined Bambi and Mr. BoJangles in the feast.

Hours later, KeeKee returned, tired and hungry; and, they all asked him where he had been. He knew better than to tell them he had been chasing the Easter Bunny; so, he said, "Wells, I wuz jess gets sum eggsercize afore I eated. Is it times to eats yet?"

Mimi told him that they had already eaten; but, they saved some turkeymeat for him.

And, so the story ends, with KeeKee gobbling up his turkeymeat and planning how he'll catch the Easter Bunny next year :)

MAY 17, 2003

The four wink winks decided that the weather was just purrfect for camping; so, they loaded up tents and camping gear and went to the lake for a weekend of "nature" activities.

As soon as they got there, KeeKee and Mr. BoJangles wanted to rent a boat and go fishing. Bambi and Mimi weren't the least bit interested in putting worms on hooks; so, they decided to stay at the campsite and set things up.

Keek and Mr. Bo rowed out to the center of the lake, baited their hooks and expected the fish to come in swarms.

After an hour or so, having caught nothing, Keek turned to Mr. Bo and asked, "How comes we isn't catches no fishies?"

Mr. Bo said, "Wells, Keek, mebbe dere jess isn't any fishies in dis lake."

Keek answered him with, "A course dere fishies. Mebbe dey jess sleeping." With that, they remained in position and waited.

Meanwhile, back at the campsite, the girls had everything set up and were waiting for the boys to bring them their dinner. To keep from getting bored, Mimi had brought along some fashion magazines and all her make-up. By the time they had read everything and gave each other makeovers, they were starting to get worried about the boys; so, they walked down to the lake and saw the boat with both boys sound asleep inside. They called to the boys; but, they were too far out to hear; so, they went back to the campsite and waited some more.

Hours later, the boys returned with a wild story about all the fishies they had caught and how a great big birdie swooped down and stole them all. The girls knew they were making it all up; but, they felt sorry for these two cold, hungry bedraggled boys and pretended to believe them.

Mimi and Bambi went into their tents and came out with a big package of turkeymeat, a smoked salmon and a carton of milk, much to the delight of the boys. As they munched they all agreed that the next time they wanted fishies, they would go to the market; and, the next time they felt like camping, they would do it in the back yard!!